Please, do,
Mark me as junk,
Or else I will fill,
Your whole inbox with gunk,
I am only a spam,
Sent by someone named Pam,
Trying to ruin your e-mail…
I’ll crash your connection,
From sheer total mail sent,
I’ll put spy where in all,
Of the files which you use,
Until you restart,
Then these files you will lose,
All the work that you saved,
So you’d better think twice,
Before you go clicking,
Dubious e-mails from someone not nice.
-Aaron E-J