Author: AaronEJ

Control shift save,
Control shift save,
It is the very latest wave,
It stops that fear,
That a crash is near,
And does back up your work,
Then if you do,
Sometimes screw up,
To a point beyond repair,
You need not worry,
Just open that file,
That has your history,
And you will know,
That the file’s what you want,
To work on until your done.
-Aaron E-J

The power of protean,
To recharge your mind,
Is the strongest food by far.
Sugar works,
But then you crash,
And don’t regenerate,
Fat is worse,
It lies, just sits,
And makes your heart run muck,
Protean is needed,
To fuel great things,
Other food does not compare.
-Aaron E-J

It has been brought to my attention,
That the mention of a pension,
Draws really quite some tension,
So I thought I ought to mention,
That the governments convention,
Is in need of new invention,
Something out of this dimension,
Or else the likely apprehension,
Is really out of comprehension,
Will We risk the chance prevention,
Of a catastrophe quite large?
-Aaron E-J

Mothers’ day,
Is a day to play,
And hope that all is good,
With your mommy dear,
And your family near,
And all the rest you love,
If problems abound,
Then don’t look around,
Just take it one step at a time,
Seek friendship from all,
And in the long hall,
They will come true and help.
-Aaron E-J

-My mother’s response:
I’m not good at rhyme,
it takes me some time,
So I thank you for your thoughts on this day.
You sent them out dearly,
And i very nearly,
Didn’t know what to say!

Is entrepreneurship for you,
When the world is just a zoo,
Well if you don’t know what to do,
Than I say to you: poo poo,
But if you have what it takes,
And if your back never breaks,
Then maybe no one ever makes,
What you want to sell,
So what the hell,
Why that’s just swell,
You want to do so very well,
But it is not easy being born with luck,
Most people only grovel in the damp old muck,
And don’t have money, when they need just a buck,
If they had that little cash,
They’d get rich in a dash,
Or else they would stash,
All their coins in a flash,
For fear of back lash,
Thinking it is only rash,
To spend money? That’s just brash,
But what they don’t really know,
Is that they only need to go,
Where their heart will never part,
This will be really smart,
Getting there is just an art.
-Aaron E-J

Please, do,
Mark me as junk,
Or else I will fill,
Your whole inbox with gunk,
I am only a spam,
Sent by someone named Pam,
Trying to ruin your e-mail…
I’ll crash your connection,
From sheer total mail sent,
I’ll put spy where in all,
Of the files which you use,
Until you restart,
Then these files you will lose,
All the work that you saved,
So you’d better think twice,
Before you go clicking,
Dubious e-mails from someone not nice.
-Aaron E-J