Today I was off on yet another one of my journeys. I made a late start because I had to put in a load of laundry, you can be the most powerful person in the universe but you still need to do laundry. (Actually maybe they higher someone to do it, but that’s unethical, to say the least) Anyway, I was talking about what I did today. Well when I was done with my morning chores I headed off into the outdoors, and was amazed at how brilliant blue the sky was. But I did not have time to dilly dally looking at anything. I went strait for the east side of a town in the outskirts of s bigger town (some even call it a city) with the hopes of kvetching the renown Norwegian pool player. You see, he had really racked up a big debt buying sandwiches at the local delicatessen, always hoping to lull the other competitors with good food and then catch them off guard. It would have worked if he were a good pool player. You see, in Norway, no one plays pool; it’s all about the shuffle board, probably due to the amount of ice they had lying around. But here in this part of the world, it’s all about pool. And so desperate, he had started to take to stealing eight balls. Without the winning ball, he could take all night to set up a shot.
I hung around for a while but it looked like today would be a no show, so after a day of disappointment, I went back to my dormitory, remembering to get my cloths (which by now were all piled up in a ball on the floor) fixed a big boll of pesto and sat down to watch the Simpson’s. My golly was there a lot of commercials.
-Aaron E-J
Author: AaronEJ
11/4/0000 – 9:11
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A dreadful storm surged east of Seaborgium; they reported atmospheric pressures of 1.i a little ways off the cost. This was a good thing for the bordering countries because the Mariconan where all but about to invade when this storm hit. Some believe it was not just a random occurrence however. Many believe that there is a group that has working in clandestine and subversive manners, fed up with the way in which Amirin had been dealing with the Seaborgium.
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/4/0000 – 4:30
11/4/0000 – 4:30
Today the chemistry administration of Amirin and a couple people from Capricunis made a breakthrough discovery of the chemical makeup of goat cheese. Using Chromatographic Separation, among other things, they carefully separated out the bio-chemicals, and then put them in a plastic bag for safe keeping.
Tri-Meter (TM) –
a unit of measurement in all of Amirin, a combination of the earth meter and the earth yard; the size of the Amirin meter is the same as the earth meter, but it is broken down the same as the earth yard into three, 12 segmented, increments. The actual meter (M) is one third of the tri-meter. The reason for this is because the Amirin have a 12 digit numbering system.
Amirin –
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”
The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers…those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
Conclusions (main points)
Like the ying and the yang, so science has its reactions to its results. Whether you wether is a fair weathered weather, or whether he weathers the storm, hither and thither or wander, together you’ll never go wrong. Whether it is a neutered male goat or cobalt nitrate, both can produce differing results, given the parameters put in place by you or someone/something else. The one constant is that the beginning of the tale and the tail end of the story both, almost always, have to be equal, have to leave nothing out. Also, the perception of color can be adapted, based on the color being left out as a result of the light passing through a given substance.
-Aaron E-J
The gears are turning
The gears are turning, I can hear them, feel them, very soon they will align, and when this does happen, great feats will be needed to turn the tide of opposing forces. Will you join with me, or will you let the current take you in the path of the unseen enemy?
-Aaron E-J
When Bush made war and broke the piece we sided.
When Bush made war and broke the piece we sided.
Some fear the end is near and war will come.
They taped their houses and lived inside.
When on goes their TV the war does fall.
We see, we hear, we hope the best will happen.
And if it does we cry in joy for all.
But the only way to make this happen.
Is to speak out loud, and to act for all.
Will this happen, we hoped it would then.
But now it seems less sure, less good, less peace.
-Aaron E-J
War is Wrong
With,
A,
Rapier,
In your,
Small hand,
What is,
Right?
Or is there,
Nothing,
Go to war?
-Aaron E-J