Category: (c)2004 Aaron E-J

Everything is nothing but nothing is something. (this is not true that everything is nothing, but it is true that nothing is something. If you look at it in a certain light, nothing is impossible, but if you do not have nothing, and don’t have everything else, than you have a paradox, or as i like to put it, a duck)
-Aaron E-J
On a dissimilar light, check out this link: http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/1106-30.htm

Bitlly Witlly Blue,
Went up to the top of his shoe,
To the barber he said,
Wata bita – Wata bita, wa dita, wa due.

Now this Bitlly Blue,
Liked to chew on your shoe,
So you had to be careful,
What you wanted to do.

But today like none other,
He had chewed all his shoes,
So he had the chew shoe blues!
-Aaron E-J

Here I am not,
This month of the year,
This time in the world,
When heredum is theredum,
And wheredum is boredom,
And when you just want to say:

Why did this whole world just decided to screw up?
What are we all gonna do?
Should we stand up and fight?
Should we sit and stay still?
Or are these just more of the same?

I think if we do,
Do something that’s fun,
It will make people realize,
That things should be taken,
Just a little more lightly,
And that we should look more,
At none other than others,
For help in this world,
For they may just want some of the same.
-Aaron E-J

Yet such is oft the course of deeds that move the

wheels of the world: small hands do them because they

must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere.

-J.R.R. Tolkien

How can sleep actually come? Sleep is not an object, but a concept, a description of a state of being, and if not imposed on one’s self – sleep shall impose itself on you.
-Aaron E-J

I was siting one evening
When to my surprise
It suddenly started to pore

I was drenched in a second
I was soaked to the bone
But that’s not the worst of the tale

It was not that long
Till a foot did appear
Then a bottom and top
And a duck and some toys
Followed by soap and shampoo

Well I waited and waited for the bottom to move
When it did, I started to drain
What a relief it was for a day
Then the whole matter happened again
-Aaron E-J

Today I was off on yet another one of my journeys. I made a late start because I had to put in a load of laundry, you can be the most powerful person in the universe but you still need to do laundry. (Actually maybe they higher someone to do it, but that’s unethical, to say the least) Anyway, I was talking about what I did today. Well when I was done with my morning chores I headed off into the outdoors, and was amazed at how brilliant blue the sky was. But I did not have time to dilly dally looking at anything. I went strait for the east side of a town in the outskirts of s bigger town (some even call it a city) with the hopes of kvetching the renown Norwegian pool player. You see, he had really racked up a big debt buying sandwiches at the local delicatessen, always hoping to lull the other competitors with good food and then catch them off guard. It would have worked if he were a good pool player. You see, in Norway, no one plays pool; it’s all about the shuffle board, probably due to the amount of ice they had lying around. But here in this part of the world, it’s all about pool. And so desperate, he had started to take to stealing eight balls. Without the winning ball, he could take all night to set up a shot.
I hung around for a while but it looked like today would be a no show, so after a day of disappointment, I went back to my dormitory, remembering to get my cloths (which by now were all piled up in a ball on the floor) fixed a big boll of pesto and sat down to watch the Simpson’s. My golly was there a lot of commercials.
-Aaron E-J

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A dreadful storm surged east of Seaborgium; they reported atmospheric pressures of 1.i a little ways off the cost. This was a good thing for the bordering countries because the Mariconan where all but about to invade when this storm hit. Some believe it was not just a random occurrence however. Many believe that there is a group that has working in clandestine and subversive manners, fed up with the way in which Amirin had been dealing with the Seaborgium.

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11/4/0000 – 4:30

Today the chemistry administration of Amirin and a couple people from Capricunis made a breakthrough discovery of the chemical makeup of goat cheese. Using Chromatographic Separation, among other things, they carefully separated out the bio-chemicals, and then put them in a plastic bag for safe keeping.

a unit of measurement in all of Amirin, a combination of the earth meter and the earth yard; the size of the Amirin meter is the same as the earth meter, but it is broken down the same as the earth yard into three, 12 segmented, increments. The actual meter (M) is one third of the tri-meter. The reason for this is because the Amirin have a 12 digit numbering system.