Not to worry.

With the Blue States in hand, the Democrats have firm

control of 80% of the world’s fresh water, over 90% of our pineapple

and lettuce, 93% of the artichoke production, 95% of America’s export

quality wines, 90% of all cheese production, most of the US

low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the

Ivy League and Seven Sister schools, plus Stanford, CalTech and MIT. We can

live simply but well.

The Red States, on the other hand, now have to cope with 88% of all

obese Americans (and their projected health care cost spike), 92% of

all US mosquitoes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, 100% of all

Televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the

University of Georgia. A high price to pay for controlling the


-taken from cgoat452’s away messege

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